New member with an RL question

[Wazza]

Young? Yes, but I seem to have more aches and pains these days.
Dumb? Yes, because I should've taken up trials riding years ago.
Full of two stroke? Well, I consolted the bride on this one and her reply was "full of s#*t more like it!".
When we married I said to my "sweetheart" that the most important thing is honesty. I didn't envisage at the time that such a statement would come back to haunt me over and over again!

[Westy]

Ha ha ha. My gf is very tolerant. All she ever hears is me rattling on about bikes.
On ebay looking at bikes. Helping mates buy bikes. Bikes Bikes Bikes.
I cook dinner a lot so it makes up for it.