Line-of-fire

[David Lahey]

Apparently, the width of trials handlebars is such that if someone the same height as me was to hold a set of bars with the right hand end of the bars on the ground while they use compressed air to remove the left hand handgrip, it's quite possible for the left hand handgrip to hit that person in a sensitive spot as it flys off

[Jools]

Naah that's a load of bollocks David!

[Bully fanatic]

Whay have you been doing to yourself David? I think we can all guess from your post though!