Trials misconceptions

[Scorps]

Howdy Y'all,

We all thought that was fact.

Exactly my point. It becomes so clear why everyone is so disappointed when they finally meet me and see me ride...

Cheers,
Your friendly neighbourhood ScorpaMan,
Scorps

[Starky]

Scorps wrote

(I'll be honest and say the best trials misconception I hear is:

"Scorps is an extremely talented trials rider and a very sexy beast to boot"....)

I will give you the talented rider bit because you can ride better than me (but that is not hard). . But the "sexy beast" just does not cut it I'm afraid. . You do absolutely nothing for me sexually Maybe I am just not gay????? Remember I have seen you with your clothes off

Starky

[Scorps]

Howdy Y'all,

Hi Starky, I do apologise for you having to see me with my shirt off. If possible I would be glad to offer you a set of replacement eyes for those of yours which I ruined.

BTW. I went to the quarry the day after and it wasn't too shabby. I took a drive up to the bigger one on the right and I have two simple words:

1: OH

2: YEAH!!

Cheers,
Your friendly neighbourhood ScorpaMan,
Scorps