Dear Abby…..A story adapted for Trials riders

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:53 am

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs….phone rings…but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot. Although when I ask their names, she always says “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them”. I always stay awake to look out for her Taxi coming home. But she always walks up the drive. Anyway, I have never approached my wife on this subject. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth. But last night she went out again, so I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my 4RT Trials bike next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed the valve cover on the engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

BJ · Post by BJ » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:35 am

Dear Reader

This was always a plan doomed to fail. Even a 4RT trials bike is too small to hide behind unless you to are a very small. Perhaps you are that small, this could explain your wife's late night activities or have you suffered an injury riding a motorcycle with no seat????

With regard to the oil leak, what do expect from a Honda in wolf's clothing? Just wash it well and leave it in the back of the shed before you get into more trouble!

Yours truely

Abby

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:52 am

Great response BJ.... :lol:

Best of balance.

Neo

gmcdesign · Post by **gmcdesign** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:38 pm

Here is a man that would risk parking his new bike out in view of the street to perhaps find out the solidity of his wife's marriage vows? Obviously not a true trials rider! Oil leaks can be repaired easily, but this bloke needs to get his priorities right. Get the bike fixed and if it's unreliable (like the wife) get another brand!

Your pragmatic agony aunt,
G

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:48 pm

gmandas....nice one...I like the way you think :lol:

Best of balance.

Neo

Starky · Post by **Starky** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:44 pm

Some questions :shock:

In relation to your wife,
1. Is she worth while keeping?
2. What have you neglected in her up keep?

In relation to your bike?
1. Is she worth while keeping?
2. What have you neglected in her upkeep?

Moral in the questions - treat your bike like your wife and your wife like your bike and enjoy each equally. :lol:

If this is not an option, bikes are cheaper to replace. :idea:

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:16 am

Starky wrote:bikes are cheaper to replace.

Dam it Starky....you even got me thinking about this now

Best of balance.

Neo

Post by PA » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:58 pm

Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 5,000 kilometres.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:47 pm

WOW PA

This is EXTRA-Ordinary stuff ^(=)^

Dare I say it :twisted:

Best of balance.

Neo

Starky · Post by **Starky** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:00 pm

PA

Do you have too much time on your hands?

If you are married I bet the wife has not read your post. :lol:

Bloody good read. I like the tie down bit. :mrgreen:

Starky

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