2007 Australian Citizenship Test.

[nipper]

Subject: Australian Citizenship test


1. Do you understand the meaning of the term "died in the arse"? Please explain.
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2. What is a bloody little beauty??
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos
rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Dave had a barney and a bit of biffo."
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If
they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and
Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,
curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 fags a day and sounds like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop
and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other
people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required
by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Footware worn by Spammers boots?
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18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue"
Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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22. What does " sinkin ' piss at a mates joint and getten para " mean?

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23. If you were asked to "knock off "

a, A car
b.A bank
c.A sheila
d.A stubbie
which is the most popular pass time ?
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24.What is Ned Kellys favorite pass time.

A. Knitting
B. Fishing
C. Coin collecting
D. Dancing.

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25.If you were to drop your dacks, what would you be doing ?

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26.If you found Shane Warnes mobile phone, what would his last message be about.

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Remember, if you get more than two questions incorrect, you are eligable for immediate deportation to Tasmania or New Zealand to try out for there immigration test.

A perfect score will have you spend a weekend with Amanda Vandstone.(compulsary).

[lewry family]

Very Clever!

I don't think this would go to a referendum vote , unfortunately. Not very
'politically correct' for this 'day and age'

[BJ]

Phew just scraped through!!!!!

Not my fault I married Sue instead of Cheryl, should have been a multiple choice but I still have two cars on blocks (after selling three on the weekend ) Nearly ended up riding slippery rocks in Tassie.

Politically correct????? There is an election next month so anything goes!!!!

[paulm]

As an almost fully paid up Aussie (Scorps, can I take one those cars of yer hands?) I'd like to add one piece of cultural balance to ‘nippers’ fine work.

Who coined the immortal phrase?
"tell 'im he's dreaming..."

Paul Mac

[nipper]

As an almost fully paid up Aussie (Scorps, can I take one those cars of yer hands?) I'd like to add one piece of cultural balance to ‘nippers’ fine work.

Who coined the immortal phrase?
"tell 'im he's dreaming..."

Paul Mac

Paul, was it Arther or Terry ??