Dear Abby…..A story adapted for Trials riders

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What is the morel of this story?

Poll ended at Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:53 am

Never buy a four stoke Trials bike.
1
11%
Trial is an obsession that breaks up marriages.
3
33%
Mechanical problems should be discussed with your partner first.
1
11%
It’s his wife’s fault, so she should take the bike back to the dealer.
3
33%
A good and faithful wife’s always rides Trials (go on…I dare you).
1
11%
 
Total votes: 9

nipper
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Post by nipper »

On the other hand PA,

And who is it that packs your gear for a days ride on your motorcycle
And who is it that will stand and mark all day so you dont miss aride
And who is it that gives you comfort after a bad day on your motorcycle,
And who is it who will listen to your terrific achievements with true interest
And who is it that washes your clothes after your motorcycle spits you into the dirt.
And who is it that soothes your feelings when a single dab cost you first place.
And who is it that will listen time after time after time that IF I had of been more in control that bloody scratch would never be there on your motorcycle
And who is it that strokes your ego when you have a clean day
And who gives you a nice warm meal after riding your motorcycle all day
And who has a nice snuggly warm bed all turned down ready to hop into after a days motorcycle ride.
And who is it that gives your throttle a little twist just before lights out, just so you have a good nights sleep !!!!!


NOT YOUR BLOODY MOTORCYCLE

Oh and if your wife is sneekin out ....could be you need a bigger throttle :roll:
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Post by BJ »

Nipper if ONLY

I married for money not because I was ever going to get looked after ;-)

I wish now I'd gone the homely type........ like hell :P



PA

Now that I have vSat broadband I'm looking at getting a Skype phone so I can spend hours talking to you :roll:
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Starky
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Post by Starky »

Nipper,

I have the most wonderfull wife you could think of, pretty, intelligent, young, good job, good income, cares for me very much, treats me like her best friend, but she never does any of those things you talk about. :shock:

Am I missing something???? :!:

I think not. It is good to have your own interests. :P :P

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When competing in a trial, I don't suffer from nerves, I get way too excited for that stuff!!!!
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Post by outfit65 »

Has the 2007 season started yet???????????
Cause some of you blokes are just a bit too toey at the moment.

Remedy......
Find a nice big flat rock, or fallen tree,
Have a nice lie down in the sun and dream of winter,
And now check to see if YOUR throttle is still snaps back or if it needs a bit of lube!!!!!!
All tension cured in about a minute or so.

If all else fails - go for a ride around the back yard, or ride over the neighbour's son's volksy beetle.

Ahh, winter, is there no better season!!!!!!
Sidecars - its betta to have a swinger than fly solo!
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Post by Starky »

Fixed



outfit65

Do you stutter or are you simply reinforcing your point of view? :lol:

Two posts, same text, me thinks you pushed the wrong key or were you distracted? :mrgreen:


No offence meant :wink:
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When competing in a trial, I don't suffer from nerves, I get way too excited for that stuff!!!!
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Post by Starky »

outfit65

Well fixed. I could more then likely do the same thing, sorry for being so picky :-#

Have a great night/day :P

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When competing in a trial, I don't suffer from nerves, I get way too excited for that stuff!!!!
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Post by lewry family »

Well said Nipper.

I couldn't agree more! And if there's two motorcycle riders in the family, all that (except your last 2 points) are doubled!

The spelling's improving BJ! Must have been the wife that helped with that, too! Add that to your points, Nipper.

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Trials.......the family sport
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