And who is it that packs your gear for a days ride on your motorcycle
And who is it that will stand and mark all day so you dont miss aride
And who is it that gives you comfort after a bad day on your motorcycle,
And who is it who will listen to your terrific achievements with true interest
And who is it that washes your clothes after your motorcycle spits you into the dirt.
And who is it that soothes your feelings when a single dab cost you first place.
And who is it that will listen time after time after time that IF I had of been more in control that bloody scratch would never be there on your motorcycle
And who is it that strokes your ego when you have a clean day
And who gives you a nice warm meal after riding your motorcycle all day
And who has a nice snuggly warm bed all turned down ready to hop into after a days motorcycle ride.
And who is it that gives your throttle a little twist just before lights out, just so you have a good nights sleep !!!!!
NOT YOUR BLOODY MOTORCYCLE
Oh and if your wife is sneekin out ....could be you need a bigger throttle


